S. Claus
S. CLAUS
Invented Christmas. Built North America's largest supply chain. Married a real one. These are my confessions.
December 25
I ate 2.4 billion cookies last night
Ho ho ho-ly smokes. Last night, I demolished 2.4 billion cookies and enough 2% milk to fill the North Pole twice over. Let's just say my belt isn't the only thing that's feeling a little tight this morning - my pancreas is sending out an S.O.S. faster than Rudolph's nose can blink.
December 15
Tiny hands, huge egos: How to manage elves
As CEO of Santa's Workshop, I've learned plenty about managing elves and maintaining high spirits, even when the holidays are far off. Don't be fooled – these tiny workers have huge egos; you'll need to rule with an iron fist.
November 30
Reindeer training and performance management
Ho ho ho, dear readers. Santa Claus here. Today, I'd like to share some jolly good advice on a topic near and dear to my heart: the recruitment, training, and management of reindeer.
October 31
Navigating elf labor laws
Ho ho ho. I'd like to share some jolly good advice on a topic near and dear to my heart: managing our pointy-eared workforce while staying on the nice list with labor laws.
September 30
Why I stopped taking ice baths (and what I do now instead)
As the guardian of Christmas cheer and the purveyor of joy to children worldwide, I've always sought ways to manage the immense stress that comes with my role. For years, I swore by the rejuvenating effects of ice baths – until now.